Bonjour les amis!
Aujourd'hui j'invente un concept qui suivra le blog : l'article "Vrac". Ce soir, double enjeu, je dois en plus formuler l'article sans accents car je suis sur un clavier QWERTY et que c'est moche sans accent. A l'heure qu'il est, j'ai already choisi "invente" et "formuler" pour me pas taper "creer" ou "ecrire". Plus un anglissisme. Je sens que la redaction de l'article va se poursuivre longuement (p**** de paraphrase con pour ne pas taper "etre" )
Hey hey les zamis, j'ai une solution! Je vais le rediger en anglais! So fucking good idea! Let's go!
So, what is a "Vrac" article? It will be used when my day would have been so boring (for you) that it doesn't deserve me to speak about it. And I will, to replace it, tell you some thoughts about Montreal or anything else.
For example, I wake up at 1pm, it's 6pm, i just moved from my hotel to my new room , I've problems with my WIFI and i'm alone this evening : end of what is interesting today. So, end of this article? No! Don't cry, I will continue.
So.
Vrac Article number One :
1) I understood something very important. Why in France, even in huuuuuuuuuuuuge streets in Paris you never reach the number 1000 for an adress, when here, in quite small streets you can observe numbers like 5490 (my adress).
The solution is here : they put up to 9 houses in one slot! In France, it's a number for the entire bulding, here it's for each flat
3) Antoine and Simon were already here. But with a different standing :D
Antoine is a garage. Simon is the canada's Galeries Lafayettes XD
4) I discovered the "Poutine". Wow. They seems to replace French fries with it in fast food. So i took a double burger plus a medium poutine, as I would have taken a double burger plus a medium fries. WHY THE HELL DON'T THEY PREVENT US, poooooooooor innocent tourists, that a medium poutine CAN EASYLY BECOME YOUR ENTIRE LUNCH!
I suffered but I finished it. Cause, even if it's rich, it's SO GOOD. It's a mix of french fries, hot cheese and a secret sauce I will discover later. So good ;D
Look at it ;)
5) it's over for today, 'cause if i continue, there won't be enough for the next Vrac article!
Have a nice night, friends which are sleeping when here it's 7pm ;)
Et la poutine.. Oui, bon, si tu croises un restaurant Benny's, demande une jumbo, et tu ne pourras plus rien manger de la semaine!